As you may have surmised from these many blogs I’ve written over the past year describing my ratty antics, I like my jokes like I like my pizza: extra-cheesy. Here are some cheesy jokes to give a whiskery tickle to your funny bone.
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What’s a rodent’s favorite breakfast food? Mice Krispies!
What does a rat do when it has a toothache? It goes to the rodentist.
How do you get a great-looking lawn? Aerate the soil.-----
What’s a rodent’s favorite breakfast food? Mice Krispies!
What does a rat do when it has a toothache? It goes to the rodentist.
Why didn’t the rat squeak his boss what he really thought? He didn’t have the pawdacity.
What is a romantic rodent’s favorite holiday? Volentine’s Day!
What’s the best present a rat can give his wife on their anniversary? Chewelry.
How do rodents keep their drinks cold? They put mice cubes in them!
Why did the rats leave the theater? They didn’t think the movie was rodentertaining.
What does a rodent say when it wants you to stop a video? “Paws the tape!”
Why couldn't the rodent get tickets to the game? It was voled out.
Which rodents are the best at solving crimes? Miami Mice!
Why did the police think that the rodent was using drugs? He was acting irrationally.
Why was the cop happy when he finally caught the fugitive? He was tired of the cat-and-mouse game.
Why shouldn’t you mess with an Asian rodent? It might know karate.
Which mice were the best at sword fights? The Three Mouseketeers!
Which rodent’s favorite letter is “Arr”? A pirat.
What’s the process by which bald rodent pups grow fur as they mature? Metamorfuzzis.
What did the big rat say to the little rat? “You’re a pipsqueak!”
What does a rodent say when it wants you to stop a video? “Paws the tape!”
Why couldn't the rodent get tickets to the game? It was voled out.
Which rodents are the best at solving crimes? Miami Mice!
Why did the police think that the rodent was using drugs? He was acting irrationally.
Why was the cop happy when he finally caught the fugitive? He was tired of the cat-and-mouse game.
Why shouldn’t you mess with an Asian rodent? It might know karate.
Which mice were the best at sword fights? The Three Mouseketeers!
Which rodent’s favorite letter is “Arr”? A pirat.
What’s the process by which bald rodent pups grow fur as they mature? Metamorfuzzis.
What did the big rat say to the little rat? “You’re a pipsqueak!”
Why couldn’t the rat drive into town? His ratiator overheated!
Why didn’t the rodent’s car pass emissions testing? The ratalytic converter was broken.
Which rodents make the best mechanics? Hood rats!
What do you call rodents who are rich? Aristocrats!
Why did the rat leave the military? He was pawnorably discharged.
What do you call rats who are brothers? A fraternity.
What did the rat say when he scuttled by the dumpster? “This smells pawful! (Anybody want lunch?)”
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I hope you’ve been entertained by my side-splitting squeaks, and never fear: just as one would describe the breeding habits of us rodents, there’s more where that came from. So stay tuned to Bob’s Blogs – same rat time, same rat channel – because hey, it’s not easy being cheesy, but some rat’s gotta do it.
Keepin’ it squeak,
Bob
Why didn’t the rodent’s car pass emissions testing? The ratalytic converter was broken.
Which rodents make the best mechanics? Hood rats!
What do you call rodents who are rich? Aristocrats!
Why did the rat leave the military? He was pawnorably discharged.
What do you call rats who are brothers? A fraternity.
What did the rat say when he scuttled by the dumpster? “This smells pawful! (Anybody want lunch?)”
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I hope you’ve been entertained by my side-splitting squeaks, and never fear: just as one would describe the breeding habits of us rodents, there’s more where that came from. So stay tuned to Bob’s Blogs – same rat time, same rat channel – because hey, it’s not easy being cheesy, but some rat’s gotta do it.
Keepin’ it squeak,
Bob
Lol. Bob, this was pawsome!!!! :)
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