Right now is a hot time for video game release in the human world. You might be surprised to know that, despite our poor eyesight, video games are very pawpular in the rat realm too! This year’s trendy titles include Becheweled, Guitar Flearo, and The Fast and the Furriest.
By far, however, the most sought-after one is Cat-and-Mouse Game. Like real-life cat-and-mouse games the rodent always wins, and, utilizing the latest smell-o-vision technology (yet to catch on in the human world but highly developed by lab rats in ours), completing each level rewards you with the smell of a different cheese.
Also like real cat-and-mouse games, the chase is never-ending! A pawsome way to maximize cheese crumb value for rats who spend all day in the basements of their mothers’ burrows instead of working for a living, and therefore possess little to none of this rodent currency. And because it’s played on the computer instead of a console, it takes maximum advantage of our paw-eye coordination. (After all, only rodents know how to best use a computer mouse.)
So watch your feet for a rat rush on all video game stores located close to sewers, as rodents everywhere scurry to get their paws on this coveted Cat-and-Mouse. Without a doubt it’ll maintain its pawpularity, so long as human game programmers – who also live in their mothers’ basements (and love their mothers’ cats) – don’t design the game to give us a real feline at the end!
Keepin’ it squeak,
Bob
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